With one month left on my mission, the mission president assigned me a brand new missionary to train. The logistics of that is a post for another day.
Anyhow, at my companion?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢s first district training meeting, we sang a hymn and knelt for opening prayer. The elder asked to say the prayer said something along the lines of the following:
Dear Heavenly Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
We all stood up to do our missionary recitations (Standard of truth, D&C 4, etc), and my companion stayed kneeling on the floor completely dumbstruck. After the rest of us stopped laughing, we knelt again and offered a more thorough prayer.
That?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢s probably a guaranteed passage-to-hell ticket.