Over at Mormon Shadow, Ronan revealed the establishment of his International Mormons Against American Domination guerrilla organisation.
It seems their first order of business is to remove basketball courts from all LDS chapels in the UK and replace them with soccer fields. What a great idea.
Canadians don’t play basketball. We have only two NBA franchises for Pete’s sake, and they’ve only been around since the 1990s. The only Canadians that even watch basketball are Mormons.
That being said, I don’t think soccer fields would go over very well here either. So I propose that IMAAD installs hockey rinks in Canada. If that won’t do, I think we’d settle for lacrosse or rugby fields.
I’m not much of an athlete anymore (especially with my arthritis), so I’d personally prefer a pool hall.