Hear ye, hear ye. All men of the Bloggernacle within the sound of my voice lend me your ears.
I officially declare the month of March 2005 to be March Mormon Moustache Madness. All Mormon men are encouraged to grow their moustaches during the month of March 2005.
That’s right. All posters and commenters, lurkers and trolls; it’s time to don your dalies, elongate your englishes, force your fu manchus, heighten your handlebars, instigate your imperials, protrude your pencils and wiggle out your walruses.
What gives me the authority to declare March as March Mormon Moustache Madness? Well, it’s March, I’m Mormon, I have a moustache (well, slightly so) and I’m mad (well, slightly so).
So, during the month of March, grow out your moustaches and send me a photo. I will post the photos I receive here. There are free gMail invites to be had for the best moustaches?¢‚Ç¨‚Äùeverything from the bushiest to the scrawniest to the best handlebars.
In fact, I’ll give away two gMail invites to the moustache wearer(s) of who hold(s) the highest office in the LDS Church. If the highest one is a bishop, all bishop contestants will get a gMail invite. If the highest one is a stake president, all stake president contestants will get an invite.
Photos should be at least 300 pixels wide and must be sent to my email address (see my profile). Blogger doesn’t allow images to be posted in comments. Oh, and the moustache cannot accompany a beard. Moustaches only.
(I am sure to get excommunicated for this one.)