Lately, some of the spam I have been getting has included jokes. I don’t know if the spammers include them because they think it increases the likelihood of readers to keep/approve it. Some of them have been humorous, but I just couldn’t help but share the following one that came in today.
A man and a woman ?¢‚Ç¨‚Äù who have never met before but are both married to other people ?¢‚Ç¨‚Äù found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly: he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, ?¢‚Ç¨?ìMa?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢am, I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢m awfully cold.?¢‚Ç¨¬ù
?¢‚Ç¨?ìI have a better idea,?¢‚Ç¨¬ù she replied. ?¢‚Ç¨?ìJust for tonight, let?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢s pretend that we?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢re married.?¢‚Ç¨¬ù
?¢‚Ç¨?ìWow! That?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢s a great idea,?¢‚Ç¨¬ù he exclaimed.
?¢‚Ç¨?ìGood,?¢‚Ç¨¬ù she replied. ?¢‚Ç¨?ìGet your own blanket!?¢‚Ç¨¬ù
After a moment of silence, he farted.